[THROWBACK] Top 10 Nigerian Jokes You'll Like To See (1yearAgo)

Funny Nigerian jokes

You have probably heard that the most famous jokes in Nigeria are Akpos ones. So, the funniest jokes in Nigeria are as follows:

1. Pregnant Maid.

Our daughter is pregnant!

That’s her problem.

Neighbors are talking!

It is their problem!

I am nervous.

It is your problem.

- They are sure it is yours!

That’s my problem!

2. Midnight.

The man comes too late and knocks the door. His wife says:

- Go back from where you have just come.

- I will jump into a pool.

- Whatever. Kill yourself.

The man throws a stone into the water. The wife runs out of the house to help, while the man is carefully comes inside and locks the door. The woman is in shock:

- Let me in or I will shout!

- Oh, and you will explain all the neighbors where you have come from in your pants and bra in the midnight.

3. Three Thieves.

Three criminals are in the court for getting their punishment. The judge says: I will give it corresponding to the number of things you have stolen. The first man received just a year for a can of sardine. The second one got 30 years for taking a tray of eggs. Akpos appeared to be the least lucky, as he took a bag of rice…

4. At the Border.

A man crosses the border on the bicycle. The officer on the Custom asks:

- What are you carrying?

- Just rice.

The officer spent much time checking and found nothing but rice. The second time the situation repeated.

- What are you caring?

- Rice.

Proper examinations were made in vain again. Once the officer met that man in the bar, he asked:

- Tell me in secret, what are you smuggling?

- Bicycles.

5. Who killed Abel.

A policeman is reading a Bible. Akpos comes to him and asks:

-Who killed Abel?

-Ask the one in charge of murder cases! – shouts the officer.

6. First Class.

Akpos comes home and tells his father:

- I have got the highest points at school today!

The father was very happy and spent all his money to celebrate it. But when they came home the dad saw the real marks of his son.

- What does it suppose to mean?!

- April Fool’s Day!

7. Our Problem.

The Akpos comes home from his office very upset.

- What happened?

- I have some problems in my office.

- All the problems are ours!

- So, then a secretary in our office is pregnant for us.

The wife fainted.

8. Attractive. Darling.

Says the wife, – I’m already 55, but one of your friends thinks I am very beautiful. The man answers: I am sure it is Brad. But how did you know? – asks the woman in astonishment. And gets the reply: He always deals in leftovers…

9. Cemetery.

A man writes on the forum:

Our politicians go to Europe for education, to Paris for holidays, to Dubai for shopping, to the US for work. They only want to go to Nigeria for being buried here. I want to ask: Is it a cemetery?

10. Missing Phone.

Akpos is looking for his phone in the darkness. He uses the light of his lost device. Where is it? – he asks. Then a call comes. Akpos answers: I will call you back later, I’ve lost my mobile! After thinking a bit, he tries to dial his number on the phone in his hands. And… he hears a busy signal. Oh, forget it! – says Akpos, – the phone has been stolen and someone has just cut my call!

These funny stories are very popular in Nigeria. You can find them and many other Nigerian jokes and comedyon the Internet. Enjoy reading them and share with your mates via social networks or during the party.